The Night Of The Cobra

The fourth and allegedly final Republican debate was held last night, featuring the final four contestants for the right to be the party nominee. The plot of these shows is to showcase the alternatives to Trump. The subtext is the not-so-secret plot by Washington to have the party remove Trump from the ballot, so one of these losers will get selected to fill the slot. What we have been getting instead is a fairly good example of systemic incompetence by the political class.

Last night’s show is a perfect example. To this point, Vivek Ramaswamy, the King Cobra, has been the glib youngster, making fun of the old squares on stage. He is glib and smart, but most importantly, he is plugged into the on-line criticism of the Republicans Party and official conservatism. He pithily says on stage what people say on Facebook and Twitter about the party. He has been the Hindu Muhammed Ali mocking the party at its own shows.

Last night was a perfect example of the staggering incompetence that has come to define not just the party by the political class. No one, including the moderator, was prepared for what the Cobra unleashed on the other three people. At the last debate he gave War Karen, Nikki Haley, the Sean Connery treatment. It was the story of the debate, but this time no one was prepared, so the Cobra rhetorically gave her a good paddling while she purred like a kitten,

The whole point of having War Karen on the stage was to make her the spokes-zombie of the Kagan Cult and thereby re-legitimize their madness as a feature of the Republican Party establishment. Instead, the Cobra has used her as a prop in his general critique of neoconservatism. Most Republican voters never heard the word “neocon” but now they know they are bad people. Like their other project, the War Karen scheme blew up in the neocon’s face.

Another character in this theater of the absurd is Fat Ann Coulter, Chris Christie, who sounds like every man’s ex-wife. His reason to exist in these shows was to be the fat loudmouth from New Jersey who could out-crude Trump, while repeating everything Ann Coulter posts about Trump on Twitter. He came into the show assuming he could fat guy bully the Cobra, but instead he got the Ned Beatty treatment. The only thing the Cobra did not do was make him squeal like a pig.

Where you really see the systemic incompetence is in the campaign of Ron “Bootsy” DeSantis, who was supposed to be Trump’s mini-me. Everything about his campaign has been terrible, because he made the decision to hand his campaign over to party hacks and Washington insiders. As a result, he has spent this year transitioning from the mouthy Italian from Florida into Mike Dukakis. He is so boring dust forms on your monitor whenever someone mentions him on-line.

Last night was a perfect example. DeSantis was programmed to attack Haley, who the dullards think is “surging in the polls.” This gave the green light to the Cobra to unleash his most furious attacks yet on the field and the party itself. His challenge to them to name a single providence in Ukraine, after they chanted the neocon lines about the war, was a thing of beauty. War Karen and Fat Ann Coulter were poleaxed, while Bootsy looked like he was about to poo himself.

The point here is this should never have been allowed to happen. A modestly competent party would have never allowed the Cobra on the stage, much less allowed him to eviscerate their candidates. Of course, even the Stupid Party would have turned Trump 2016 into an asset. The party of Reagan would have co-opted Trump and had him sign off on all of their pet projects. The modern party is run by girls and homosexuals so it is getting shredded by a call center supervisor.

To this point the Cobra has been an amusing warmup act to the big show featuring Trump as the main attraction in 2024. Until these last two debates it was inconceivable that the Cobra could win the nomination. His thorough humiliation of the other actors on the stage suggests anything is possible. Imagine the party eliminating Trump only to get out played by the Cobra at the convention. In a world run by increasingly stupid people, the safe bet is the dumbest idea you can imagine.

From the dissident perspective, we have to hope that Trump remembers why he had urinals installed at his villa in Florida and picks the Cobra to be his running mate after the first few primaries. This would be the ultimate mind rape of the Borg we call the mass media, and it would make for a great show. Trump would unleash some boomer jibes and the Cobra would amplify them with millennial online jargon. It would be like 4Chan became a pollical party and ran for office.

It is a terrible way to run an empire, but given the collection of sissies, entitled women and simpletons that is the alternative, having a collection of shit-posters run things will at least provide some laughs as we careen into the void. Otherwise, it means the collapse is managed by the same people who thought it was a good idea to promote a ball-shriveling shrew like War Karen as an alternative to Trump. Everyone will be praying for sweet death as the empire collapses.

Sadly, that is not the way to bet. There is a reason our literature is not filled with amusing tales of the end of prior empires. The end of the established order is never a good time for the people living it. Collapse is never fun, and the collapse of the American empire will be no exception. It will be War Karen, Fat Ann Coulter, and the rest until the men of the West have had enough, spit on their hands, raise the black flag and begin splitting throats.


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AnotherAnon #380984 December 8, 2023 5:00 pm 0
The genius part was Vivek said she and Joe couldn’t name three provinces – because most people could name one or two just from passively hearing the news. Even Ron made a distress face saying, “please don’t call on me”.
Dinodoxy #380853 December 7, 2023 10:28 pm 0
Ron DesantisPuss in Boots Chris ChristieMake America Obese again.
Dinodoxy #380852 December 7, 2023 10:26 pm 0
Nikki Haley The neocon nonentity.
Dinodoxy #380851 December 7, 2023 10:25 pm 0
Trump Vivek 224.The King and the Cobra.
houska #380850 December 7, 2023 10:08 pm 0
Clown World be Evil: Hunter Biden Charged With 9 Federal Charges in New Tax Evasion Case, Venue California https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2023/12/07/hunter-biden-charged-with-9-federal-charges-in-new-tax-evasion-case-venue-california/#more-253598 No congress hearing for stupid GOP
houska #380849 December 7, 2023 9:26 pm 0
Viva Vivek! All hail to our new Indian overlords!
Bezoos #380832 December 7, 2023 5:55 pm 0
As Marko and others said, the likelihood of Nikki Harris must top Nikki Hillary— she has nowhere near the stature in the GOP machine to be the nominee, but she knows this; was always just a hired gun for the veepstakes. Lamer movement cons e.g. Ace of Normies are saying now they’re afraid of this very outcome, since they do hate her as much as movement Dems hated Harris, and Trump would surely go along with the fix, as he’d agreed to Pence before.I am enjoying the RNC cinematic universe debates as a meta-event which relatively fewer low-info’s are bothering to watch, such that the gestural and ritual aspects have waxed, rather counterintuitively. The Aryan finance biker from Sand Hill Road is indeed their mongoose pugilist because News Corp/Likud snakes are hissing at him, out of their belief in DeKakis or Nikki as their Flight 93 ‘24. I don’t see either Joe or Trump in office this time next year, it will I think be that other ludicrous “Black” Indian-Canadian sorority sister, which is also a dismal outcome for the D.C. home team by a certain light. Will be quite a thing to see… Specifically to the possible Donny/Ramadany ticket, that moots decades of K Street community organizing while bringing zero crossover appeal to disaffected lumpenliberals, in fact, being insufficiently pro-Israel hasn’t done anything for Viv who’s the farthest out of the journalist-imprimatur candidates and Kennedy. Presenting as a rich suit with a nice family naturally counts against him with the more spiteful-mutant/low-info leftish audience segments, and some con Morlocks who hated Romney for this reason as opposed to all the other valid ones. Of course, I understand it will be fortified, but beginning January 1st we’ll have to collectively, drearily pretend otherwise.While I hope he sticks around on Overton grounds, too bad his name is pronounced differently than I thought because “Vivick the Brick” is a good wrestler epithet.
cg2 #380855 December 8, 2023 6:19 am 0
tldr “Of course, I understand it will be fortified,”
Pozymandias #380830 December 7, 2023 4:39 pm 0
I’m actually somewhat sorry I missed this. I picture Vivek now as Apu in that Simpsons episode where everyone goes crazy and Apu is on the roof of the Kwik-e-mart taking pot shots at people with his rifle and then says “thank you for coming, see you in hell!” as each customer flees.
Kevin #380825 December 7, 2023 3:47 pm 0
The only reason I watched last Nighy was to see Vivek troll everyone. I am so tired of Con Inc. and their whole shtick. Of course, places like The Blaze, Daily Wire, and Fox News love the Establishment shills. It’s funny how Ann Coulter acts like she was the first person in history to say immigration is an important topic, by the way. Also, people are not going to turn out for War Karen or Jeb! 2.0. Conservative media makes me sick.
SteepleTea #380824 December 7, 2023 3:13 pm 0
If Rumpswabbi really wanted to be clever, he could have, after the debate ended, whispered on a hot mic to War Karen, “Was that ok? I think I went after you harder than we discussed, but I think it went okay….” Then when the swarm swarmed, he could have smiled it off with “No comment.” But Haley would be in the position of denying that she beats her husband.
Ploppy #380823 December 7, 2023 3:04 pm 0
I have to say Vivek Ramshamswywavymmph’s biggest problem is that every time I hear his name I keep thinking of that scene in The Office where Michael is doing his diversity meeting and starts making Indian noises at Kelly. I can’t be the only one.
james wilson #380820 December 7, 2023 2:49 pm 0
Pitch perfect, Man of Z. Leaving Lagos may only be coincidental to that, or not.
Pasaran #380814 December 7, 2023 2:38 pm 0
Chris, Gavin, Nikki, Donald, Joe, Hillary, McKinley…It don’t matter. Every president need the Congress and the Congress will always be Corruptown.What could save us is a monarchy with rules inspired by christianism.But for having a Christian society, a king and christian laws, we need… A christian people.Chesterton told us “as soon as they start to not believe in God, they’ll start believing anything” (welcome to “Trans-are-mentally-normal world).I highly recommend that you take the following test :pick a book about philosophy, religion, history.But a book published now, another 50 years ago, and another another 50 years ago, etc. 2023,1973,1923,1873,1823,1773,1732,1673….What will you consistently notice? That the style of writing, the cultural level, the elegance of thought and the quality of reasoning DECREASES with each half century.And do you know why no one notices? (apart from the fact that no one reads anymore, which is doubly a crime, firstly because we have never had so much free time, and secondly because thanks to Google Books we have free access to the best works published all throughout the centuries)Nobody notices because our fridges are full (thanks to carbon energy), and we make complex machines (which 90% of us would neither know how to make nor understand how they work, by the way. ..).From this abundance and these machines, we unconsciously tend to connect them to democracy and intelligence, hence the axiom = writers of the past = stupid.But that’s false. The effect is not yet felt (because materialism ONLY sees full fridges), but it is obvious that the collapse of the fridge will follow the collapse of our brains which itself followed the collapse of our faith in Christ
Woodpecker #380828 December 7, 2023 4:27 pm 0
The fridgepocalypse cometh
Jeffrey Zoar #380845 December 7, 2023 8:23 pm 0
Perhaps the most humbling question I know is: If you could travel back in time 500, or 1000, or better yet 10,000 years, bringing nothing but your naked self, what could you offer to improve the lives of the people of that time?
cg2 #380856 December 8, 2023 6:26 am 0
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/162898.A_Connecticut_Yankee_in_King_Arthur_s_Court Probably nothing, not counting my naked self.
Guest #380808 December 7, 2023 2:17 pm 0
Does anyone else notice that Nikki Haley is slowly morphing into Hillary Clinton? If she had blonde hair the resemblance would be uncanny.
ray #380809 December 7, 2023 2:26 pm 0
There is only one Hive.
LineInTheSand #380818 December 7, 2023 2:44 pm 0
“The reason I actually ran for office is because of Hillary Clinton.”https://time.com/4584678/nikki-haley-hillary-clinton-un-trump/ Normal people are unconsciously disgusted by women who try to behave like men. Feminists may be right that a double standard exists. It may not be fair to those women, but you can’t talk us out of it because that response comes from deep within us. However, you can punish us enough that we don’t express it.
Woodpecker #380829 December 7, 2023 4:29 pm 0
TBH I find the resemblance to John Kerry more uncanny
ray #380784 December 7, 2023 1:12 pm 0
‘The modern party is run by girls and homosexuals so it is getting shredded by a call center supervisor.’There you go.‘It is a terrible way to run an empire, but given the collection of sissies, entitled women and simpletons that is the alternative, having a collection of shit-posters run things will at least provide some laughs as we careen into the void.’When the Boss gets nauseous with a nation, He lets women rule it. Seeing they’re always clamoring for that anyway. An assortment of homos and weenies and fourth-rate manlings service the girlbosses. D.C. is a coven, ahab and jezebel go global.The New World Order is the New Woman Order.
JR Wirth #380779 December 7, 2023 1:07 pm 0
The dissident bone throw of “the great replacement” from the pajeet was heartening. But the fact that it was coming from a Manhattan hindu pajeet then made me feel sad…then angry. A pajeet threw me a crumb of truth from his table when my “own people” are busy sucking “muh legal immigrants” off, when they’re not worshiping the n- word…. The level of suck of U.S. politics is beyond belief.
Ostei Kozelskii #380785 December 7, 2023 1:15 pm 0
And, as much as I hate to say it, white people’s Suckage Quotient has never been higher. We are still the people with the most potential, but we are coming nowhere close to realizing it.
JR Wirth #380787 December 7, 2023 1:20 pm 0
The Firmware is totally corrupted. It has been for a long time. Like those National Geographic videos where the snail is taken over with a brain parasite and crawls up the tree to be eaten by a bird.
Ostei Kozelskii #380812 December 7, 2023 2:36 pm 0
Heh. A very pungent simile.
Wolf Barney #380803 December 7, 2023 2:01 pm 0
Ostei: Our trusting nature, empathy, and guilt are our achilles heel. We’re the best in the world at so many things though…
Vxxc #380773 December 7, 2023 12:49 pm 0
What men of the West?Are you Bill Ackman?Slit throats? Wow, glowing…The Dissident Right and the blah blah Right spit on the men who slit throats, calling them fools and Zionist Stooges, or Feds, or glow worns, etc and none more than this venue here and it’s cheering section. Ain’t nobody gonna do nothing for you, you just wanna be left alone and are……. The Men of the West are Hispanic, or the Cobra, and they CAN’T be the West.They can be men, but will have no use for you.You wanna sit back and sneer and giggle like girls about Popcorn? You did.You wanted Collapse?This is it,You’re in the collapse you wanted Dear Z blog and commenters. What men?Now is the turn of those that tried and acted, however imperfectly to save the mess to shrug and yes sneer.You get it. We can’t turn our backs on you.You spit on your hands. Lol.You slit throats.Slit throats? Must be a Fed 🤣
Vizzini #380777 December 7, 2023 1:01 pm 0
“Now is the turn of those that tried and acted, however imperfectly to save the mess to shrug and yes sneer.” Oh, your turn, huh? I can’t wait to see. Wow us.
Vxxc #380822 December 7, 2023 2:59 pm 0
I’m sneering now, you are seeing it.No wait needed. I said it’s our turn to Sneer. Oh I went, repeatedly.Warned here for years that mocking everyone who tried to do anything was folly. FED ! Gloworm !Uh, no. (Actually, ASHKULLY that’s half the people here, but too late the Feds realize their own mistake). No one will save you, you won’t have it, we can’t turn our backs on you. Me? I’m going into the paraglider business. I think sales. Rental too risky. You can’t trust anyone these days!
Vizzini #380834 December 7, 2023 6:28 pm 0
Cool story, bro.
Vxxc #380795 December 7, 2023 1:38 pm 0
Of course don’t think I have no sense, or sense of humor.There’s lots of incompetence all around.For instance- what if even The Feds and their Familiars suddenly realized they needed an actual opposition?What if the Bill Ackman crowd realized their Golems really do attack the Rabbis?See…For over a decade, a successful demoralization campaign was waged nearly in unison against the knuckle draggers and anyone who could pose any threat, along with law enforcement down to the county level infiltration and co-option then exposure and ruin of any militia, neighborhood watch, or Hell the local Latin Mass Catholic Church 🤣. So successful was this that…… there is nothing and no one in their way. The Feds and police are having to stage their own rallies with shavetail trainees clearly on field trips from police academy dressing up as militia. That’s when they’re not lurking in Church to catch out the Catholic magic spells (Latin).The problem being; suddenly and too late it’s realized that the Left really is crazy, that Karen is a fat stupid woman who’s playing at spy, that the Golems are going to kill the Rabbis, and the rednecks and cops really will just leave you alone?With your pets.To not see that the Ruling Gaggle was crazy, that the militia had a point, that the Dems will start wars with nuclear powers to stay ij charge, and above all collapse isn’t funny……. Is incompetent.And congratulations; it worked.Ta
george 1 #380770 December 7, 2023 12:33 pm 0
Hilarious! War Karen. What a perfect description.
Vizzini #380769 December 7, 2023 12:32 pm 0
“The modern party is run by girls and homosexuals so it is getting shredded by a call center supervisor.” That there is a beautiful, beautiful sentence.
Apex Predator #380764 December 7, 2023 12:27 pm 0
“As a result, he has spent this year transitioning from the mouthy Italian from Florida into Mike Dukakis.He is so boring dust forms on your monitor whenever someone mentions him on-line.”Z, you must have been inspired by the Cobra you are on fire, I’m dying over here. 😂Reminds me of a hilarious line from the movie A Bronx Tale about this enormously obese guy called Jojo the Whale. “Jojo was so fat, legend has it that his shadow once killed a dog.” 🤣Couple other zingers–“It would be like 4Chan became a pollical party and ran for office.”“having a collection of shit-posters run things will at least provide some laughs as we careen into the void. ”We should be so lucky! I doubt they will let such a thing occur because we came dangerously close to this in Trump’s early days but it would be absolutely glorious were they dumb enough to let it occur. A Trump / Vivek ticket would be like 2016 on steroids which is why I’m pretty sure they would jail or literally assassinate Trump before ever allowing it to occur.
Danny #380763 December 7, 2023 12:24 pm 0
Excellent post … keep ’em coming!
Bulwark Podcast Fan #380759 December 7, 2023 12:17 pm 0
Trump is a bigger clown than DeSantis or Heley. The guy is nearly 80 and he is batshit crazy. He is not running to save America or help White People. He is running for two reasons. First, his ego cannot accept. he lost to a dementia patient. He got so mad he riled up his supporters to attack the US Capitol. Second he has a lot of legal issues. He was 4 crimminal trials scheduled and numerous civil trials. He is running to escape accountability.The man does not care about anyone but himself. He will lead the nation to ruin.
Billy Stick #380765 December 7, 2023 12:28 pm 0
I have no problem with a wronged president getting revenge and being authoritarian. Problem is Trump lacks focus, conviction, and follow-through. Big on words and an incompetent on execution. My big fear with a Trump#2 is that he will half-ass the dictator role. Which will mean he will just get thwarted and the left will then use it as a pretext for their own dictatorship after him.
pantoufle #380783 December 7, 2023 1:11 pm 0
This. Above all. I don’t know what is in his orange heart or head, and I stopped wondering long ago. Bottom line, he is incompetent.
Ploppy #380802 December 7, 2023 2:01 pm 0
“Problem is Trump lacks focus, conviction, and follow-through.” He never wanted power, he wanted narcissistic supply.
Felix Krull #380807 December 7, 2023 2:13 pm 0
Yes. A serious guy would have assembled a serious team in preparation for even running, but Team Trump was himself, Steve Bannon, Lewandowsky and that blonde bimbo, and he never spent a red cent of his own money on campaigning. So when Trump entered the WH, he was as ready for what was coming as a couple of Swedish tourists out walking, who decide that Martin Luther King boulevard looks like a convenient shortcut to the mall they’re looking for.
Apex Predator #380772 December 7, 2023 12:39 pm 0
Few here love Trump, but you’d have to be an absolute brainlet retard (read: you) to even consider the alternative somehow ‘better’. And your “hurr durr muh US capitol attack!1”. Just stop. If grandmas and fatties taking selfies gets you scared enough to hide under your couch I weep for you should an -actual- attack ever take place. What an effeminate poofter you are. Because Biden is doing a bang up job of leading the nation into our Glorious Future™. Can you f-ck off back to CNN or MSN or wherever you wandered in from?
Ostei Kozelskii #380788 December 7, 2023 1:21 pm 0
Tell me about it. Posts from bozos like this convince me Z should require passing an IQ test before being allowed to post here. Of course, veteran posters like you and I would be grandfathered in… (-;
Ploppy #380804 December 7, 2023 2:02 pm 0
Maybe a foreskin check is required.
Ostei Kozelskii #380815 December 7, 2023 2:39 pm 0
I nominate you for that particular task, Plops.
Apex Predator #380819 December 7, 2023 2:45 pm 0
Hey, hey! Cool it with the Anti-Semitic remarks… 😎
Vizzini #380774 December 7, 2023 12:50 pm 0
Hahahaha.“He will lead the nation to ruin.” Are there candidates out there who I am not aware of offering a different destination than ruin?Yeah, he’s also going to be a dictator, jail his political enemies and make Dylan Mulvaney have a sad. Does it ever get tiring being such a predictably stupid doofus?I know Trump is not going to be a great President, because I got to see him as President for four years: He was a reliably moderate, centrist President who, despite his bombast, didn’t really rock the boat, despite being viciously attacked and undermined by the Washington establishment. Nobody has ever paid for the Russian Collusion Hoax and nobody ever will.The people insane over Trump the crazed dictator are talking about an imaginary person they’ve invented in their heads, not the real Trump. I actually wish Trump were more like the version living in their heads.He didn’t give his constituents what he promised — swamp: not drained, wall: not built, Hillary: not locked up. He was deferential to Congress and every judicial overreach that countered his attempts to wield executive power.End the Dreamer program created by the previous President via executive order? Oh, no, some rando judge says the President doesn’t have the power to undo what the previous President used his power to do! Guess not. A real radical President would have told that judge to go pound sand and dismantled the entire program, anyway.Stop immigration from terrorist-infested Muslim nations? No, some rando judge decided that would be mean and being mean to foreigners is unconstitutional for reasons. Guess not.And so on for the wall, and pretty much everything else he tried, except the tax cuts and Supreme Court appointments (where he actually had the backing of the Republican side of the swamp, getting to reward their favored judges). Whee.Pretty much everything he achieved except judicial appointments was wiped out in the first day or two of the Biden administration.So, yeah, he’s a poor candidate, because he’s going to be a moderate, sensible President like he was before. He is unsuited to a time when a strong, radical is required. But that still puts him above the other candidates on offer.But the “lead us to ruin” stuff is just irredeemably stupid, given how far down the road to ruin we are, already, and how all the other candidates of all parties are pledging to keep marching us down that road.
Moran ya Simba #380794 December 7, 2023 1:37 pm 0
If only Trump was actually half as dangerous to them aa they claim w that wouldn’t be half bad
Nick Noltes Mugshot #380810 December 7, 2023 2:27 pm 0
When that Hawaiian Federal judge kept blocking Trump’s immigration policies I thought he should have opened Uncle Sam’s checkbook and set up immigration housing in Hawaii’s most exclusive neighborhoods. “Guess what Hawaii you want to keep interfering with my ability to defend the borders of the USA then you get all immigrants.” It would have been a twofer, punish a liberal state using their own nonsense and isolating the illegal immigrant problem on a set of islands 2500 miles from the mainland in the middle of the Pacific Ocean..
Ostei Kozelskii #380816 December 7, 2023 2:41 pm 0
Somalis and Polys–what could possibly go wrong?!
Zaphod #380835 December 7, 2023 7:04 pm 0
The Tikkis would eat most of the Somalis. Shofar sho good. But eventually some would cross-breed and produce a race of IQ65 crazed ukelele-wielding zombies — each with considerably more hit points than your bog standard Horn of Africa Skinny. We don’t want to go there.
Ostei Kozelskii #380786 December 7, 2023 1:18 pm 0
There’s enough dumb in that post to power the city of Cleveland, Ohio for two weeks.
DYSPEPSIA GENERATION Blog Archive The Night of the Cobra #380748 December 7, 2023 12:01 pm 0
[…] ZMan lays it out. […]
Eloi #380747 December 7, 2023 12:01 pm 0
Echoing many people here, this piece was excellent. The King Cobra seems to bring the best out of Z.
Zaphod #380836 December 7, 2023 7:21 pm 0
Living in Lagos for so long, Z Man has finally been body snatched by the shade of H L Mencken. Long may his hilarious eviscerations of the stuffed dummies presiding over the Decline of the West continue!There *is* something about Indians which raises the hackles far more than any other of the high functioning competitor/invader races. The Tribe have had a symbiotic dysfunctional relationship with us for millennia now and we’re kind of used to each other. The Chinese are very different and appear inscrutable. We can put them in the ‘Aliens’ bin and that saves a lot of cognitive cycles. But when Indians play in the Big Boys’ Sandpit they give off a very Uncanny Valley vibe — mouthing our pieties (whether woke or based).. and it just feels Wrong at a level which is hard to convey accurately.
cg2 #380857 December 8, 2023 6:37 am 0
its the feeling that they see us as untouchables.
Ostei Kozelskii #380737 December 7, 2023 11:51 am 0
Ha ha ha! What a hilarious piece. Worth reading for the nicknames alone. Well done, Z, well done.
Zaphod #380837 December 7, 2023 7:23 pm 0
Z Man and Morgoth are comic geniuses of the Age. I wonder if they’ve ever been on the same show together?
JR Wirth #380734 December 7, 2023 11:43 am 0
In the words of Benjamin Franklin, nothing is certain but death and taxes. The biggest problem we face as we close this year is the millions of Americans who think they have far more to lose than they actually do. If your national debt becomes mathematically unpayable, which it is, under any circumstance, economic reform or future tax levels of any rate, it means, much like the Titanic, the gash in the hull is far too big for anything less than sinking to the bottom. Therefore any words out of politicians mouths may as well be telling the band what tune to play as we reach our inevitable fate.This has happened many times before in many countries, and the laws of the universe are no different in dealing with this one. The future is a former middle class, that thought it was perfectly secure, dumpster diving behind shopping complexes to survive. It will be a future of violence, poverty and despair. At the very least, I can only hope, that much reflection happens on just what happened.
Jack Dodson #380761 December 7, 2023 12:19 pm 0
Exhibit A is the accelerated looting, which also is a feature of a dying empire. The Ruling Class is converting the loot into hard assets and their Help ‘ the Ho’s in Congress and the Administrative State are getting thrown a few more scraps in the process; the latter will end up like meth heads in trailer parks who hit the lottery. People fail to grasp how spectacular the crash will be.
JR Wirth #380776 December 7, 2023 1:00 pm 0
Absolutely. I don’t think its 100% a conscious activity though. First, in the end times of a regime the entourages (parasites) are vast, and hence more hands grabbing the goods, and second, the so called “elite” is so detached and stupid that they don’t even understand value and are that much more rapacious. The 1980’s USSR is a perfect example. The looting was embedded in the aging of the system, increasing by the year, and even in 1988 many in Moscow would have been shocked at the sudden collapse in 1991.
Curious Monkey #380728 December 7, 2023 11:35 am 0
Stray thoughts:1. Near future news: Vivek R President of the USA meets with Rishi Sunak Prime minister of the UK to discuss the issue of replacement theory2. To the GOP: I feel seen, King Cobra represents me and it is the candidate of my dreams… I was discussing with a friend how Vivek is preapproved for the official press, the same people who invite him to every news show won’t touch Nick Fuentes with a ten foot pole.3. Nick Fuentes and Vivek Ramaswamy channeling our spirit is ironic. We cannot have someone named John Hancock representing our thoughts in current year
Ostei Kozelskii #380740 December 7, 2023 11:56 am 0
Maybe we could insinuate Haven Monahan into the freak show by calling him Ja’Haviu’s Monsanto, dousing him in black shoe polish, and giving him a dreadlock wig.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380756 December 7, 2023 12:12 pm 0
It is sad that whites need a Hindu to stand up for them. But anyone who says “anti-white” in public will help us. If it takes a brown guy to wake up white guys, I’ll take it. The question is what do those white guys do after waking up. Do thing fall into the colorblind CivNat trap or come to our side of the river? Don’t know, but they’re closer to us than before.
bob sykes #380801 December 7, 2023 2:01 pm 0
The Hindus are the Indo-Europeans who decided to go south, and we are those who headed east.
Ostei Kozelskii #380817 December 7, 2023 2:43 pm 0
Actually, we headed west by northwest.
Vizzini #380775 December 7, 2023 12:52 pm 0
“Near future news: Vivek R President of the USA meets with Rishi Sunak Prime minister of the UK to discuss the issue of replacement theory” …And deciding that what the US really needs is unlimited immigration from India. “They’re natural conservatives!” “Just like us.” “Here to live the American Dream, with curry!”
Ostei Kozelskii #380790 December 7, 2023 1:26 pm 0
“Do the needful and put onion uttapam and chicken vindaloo on the menu of the Senate canteen, for the please.”
Ploppy #380805 December 7, 2023 2:03 pm 0
Veddy veddy good.
Zaphod #380838 December 7, 2023 7:25 pm 0
Wait for the inevitable Congressional Tiffin Box Wallah Scandal.
ProZNoV #380847 December 7, 2023 8:37 pm 0
Silver lining: Based on what the Indians bathe in in their “sacred waters” (feces, partially cremated human corpses) at the very least we can expect some EPA regulatory relief when they take over.
Legioinvictus #380727 December 7, 2023 11:33 am 0
Zman, I read your posts first thing every morning and always find them fascinating, insightful and spot on. Ah, but today’s was a tour de force and had me belly laughing all the way through. I’m just glad I wasn’t sipping my coffee when I read the Deliverance reference or I would’ve splattered my screen. You were on fire with this one. Concise and on point as to how ridiculous our ruling elite has become.
Ostei Kozelskii #380742 December 7, 2023 11:58 am 0
Heh. The Ned Beatty treatment. “Uh, what we REE-quire, Christie, is that you get your ass up in them woods.”
Danny #380768 December 7, 2023 12:32 pm 0
“Is this the way you get your rocks off Vivek?”
Ostei Kozelskii #380792 December 7, 2023 1:28 pm 0
“It’s only the biggest river in the whole fuckin’ state, War Karen!”
Danny #380833 December 7, 2023 6:03 pm 0
“Where you goin’ city boy?”
LineInTheSand #380778 December 7, 2023 1:01 pm 0
This may be the most wickedly funny piece that our host has penned! RamzPaul did a standup routine about the dark enlightenment at AmRen about a decade ago. Maybe Ramz and Z should take their show on the road.
Krustykurmudgeon #380726 December 7, 2023 11:31 am 0
Any of you guys follow Julie Kelly? She’s an investigative journalist who’s uncovered a lot of the stuff that happened on January 6th. Where do you guys think this j6 thing is going? I mean most of the prison sentences are one or two years so it can’t be an issue anymore once everyone has cycled out of the system. It could also be a game of dare. If the next republican president tries to get people like Matthew Graves or the DC district judges disbarred or criminally prosecuted, then that gives them the pretext to escalate even further
Jack Dodson #380754 December 7, 2023 12:07 pm 0
No one who could extract revenge or change the status quo via the political process would be allowed into office. This will be sorted only after the currency becomes worthless.
Moran ya Simba #380793 December 7, 2023 1:29 pm 0
Agree, regime politics is not worth paying much attention to. It can’t be fixed from the inside and anyone who could fix it would not be allowed inside anyway. People can’t have forgotten what happened last time
Paintersforms #380755 December 7, 2023 12:09 pm 0
After JFK, civil rights, feminism, abortion, open borders, gay marriage, etc., J6 is like putting a mirror under the body’s nose to see if it still fogs.
Tars Tarkas #380725 December 7, 2023 11:30 am 0
I don’t know why the party doesn’t just get behind Trump. His chances of winning are not great. Between Democrat cheating, being drawn into Covid and all the criminal trials set to happen (which he will have to sit in), he just isn’t the shoe-in he was in 2016.This would put the GOP exactly where they love to be the most, the opposition. I’m surprised they aren’t pushing all kinds of great legislation through the House this year. It would never get past the Senate or be signed by Joe Biden. They can go on Fox News to poster and preen and pretend they care about the issues the voters care about. This could be a fund-raising bonanza. They could drone on about fiscal responsibility as they load up the budget with graft that they don’t have to vote for. Being “out of power” is good times for the GOP.
LineInTheSand #380780 December 7, 2023 1:07 pm 0
“I don’t know why the party doesn’t just get behind Trump.” The donors, look them up. Although there is no one more slavishly devoted to Zionism than Trump, he inadvertently kindles the dwindling embers of the fighting spirit of traditional whites, and extinguishing that spark is the donor’s highest priority.
ChrisZ #380806 December 7, 2023 2:03 pm 0
“…he inadvertently kindles the dwindling embers of the fighting spirit of traditional whites…” For years now I’ve tried to pin down why Trump excites such a knee-jerk negative reaction among those of the (((donor heritage))). To me, culturally Trump is very much like them, and until 2015 I assumed he was one of them. But I believe you’ve hit the nail on the head, LITS. Very perceptive of you. And I think that modifier “inadvertently” is a very shrewd observation as well. Good work.
Tired Citizen #380721 December 7, 2023 11:26 am 0
“The modern party is run by girls and homosexuals so it is getting shredded by a call center supervisor.” Thanks for making me spit out my water all over my keyboard 🙂
Xman #380718 December 7, 2023 11:22 am 0
It’s all just a controlled-opposition dog-and-pony show to keep the rubes quiescent by giving them the illusion that they can vote for change every four years. We saw what happened when a guy came along and upset the apple cart, he got impeached twice and charged with 91 felony counts. And no, they’re not going to allow him to win in 2024. The real contest is between Newsom and Harris, one of them will be installed to take over after Biden goes from a living corpse to a dead corpse..
Bourbon #380751 December 7, 2023 12:05 pm 0
Have you ever seen Andrew Anglin’s analysis of the ear lobes of the various “Joe Bidens”?Anglin thinks certain Secret Service agents were chosen as reasonably good facsimilies of @RealBiden®, and are called upon to play the role of Tater Joe when @RealBiden® is having a particularly bad case of the senilities.Anglin even suspects that some of the Secret Service agents might have undergone plastic surgery to make them even moar strongly resemble @RealBiden®.Point being that goodness only knows who [or what? possibly a realtime A.I. flashing on the Ta1mudvision screen for goyische amusement?] might constitute the visage of Joe Biden which the goyim will be asked to trust in calendar year 2024.cf “Weekend at Bernies”, 1989cf “Dave”, 1993==========Anglin also has a theory which holds that the goyim won’t believe in the reality of a concept unless & until the goyim have first been introduced & conditioned to accepting the concept via ta1mudvision or j00vies; so that, e.g., no goy could believe that the depopulationists would sterilize the people of Earth via v@ccines, unless that goy had first watched the Stargate SG1 Aschen episodes [“2010” and “2001”]. Likewise, no goy could have otherwise imagined an imposter in the oval orifice, unless that goy had been pre-conditionied to the idea via psy-ops such as “Dave” or “Weekend at Bernies”.
Oswald Spengler #380717 December 7, 2023 11:21 am 0
“From the dissident perspective, we have to hope that Trump remembers why he had urinals installed at his villa in Florida and picks the Cobra to be his running mate after the first few primaries. This would be the ultimate mind rape of the Borg we call the mass media, and it would make for a great show. Trump would unleash some boomer jibes and the Cobra would amplify them with millennial online jargon. It would be like 4Chan became a political party and ran for office.” From your lips to God’s ear, Z-Man.
Bourbon #380720 December 7, 2023 11:23 am 0
Z: “sp1itting thro@ts” *** cough *** PHED-P0AST *** cough ***
Zaphod #380839 December 7, 2023 7:33 pm 0
Shouldn’t you be otherwise occupied on a quixotic quest to find a pureblood virgin receptacle for your precious bodily fluids? If all else fails, I hear Rocinante is up for it. Z Man was quoting a long dead fellow who was known as the Sage of Baltimore. Basic cultural literacy 101 stuff. Look it up and learn. Also: Qantas DID crash. Look that up too :D.
Zaphod #380840 December 7, 2023 7:37 pm 0
Re Rocinante: As (((Peter Shaffer))) might have said: You gotta be Houyhnhnhit to win it! *swoosh*
Moran ya Simba #380696 December 7, 2023 10:59 am 0
That works for me
Moran ya Simba #380698 December 7, 2023 11:01 am 0
Oh sorry that was a reply to citizen.of a silly country on our interests aligning with the cobra and working from there
ProZNoV #380695 December 7, 2023 10:59 am 0
The fox (Vivek) knows many things, but the hedgehog (“Nikki”) knows one thing: the military industrial complex reigns supreme in the US and generously rewards it’s creatures.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380700 December 7, 2023 11:01 am 0
She’ll lose – and be richly rewarded for it.
Jeffrey Zoar #380716 December 7, 2023 11:20 am 0
If somehow, through schemes we don’t yet understand but we know exist, she becomes the nominee, then she could very well win
Citizen of a Silly Country #380730 December 7, 2023 11:37 am 0
No chance. The Trump base will, at best, stay home if Trump isn’t the nominee. At worst (well, really, best), they’ll hit the streets. What they won’t do is vote for that hag. Indeed, Trump will campaign (maybe from jail) against her.
Moran ya Simba #380723 December 7, 2023 11:28 am 0
The fox and the hedgehog, isn’t that from some management book ten years ago or something?? I seem to vaguely remember that. In today’s grifter circus one should ask ChatGPT to write “how to get rich in the new economy; be a honey badger, they beat both foxes and hedgehogs and they eat snakes”
Ostei Kozelskii #380746 December 7, 2023 12:01 pm 0
It’s a famous essay by Isaiah Berlin.
Marcus Cato #380762 December 7, 2023 12:20 pm 0
It’s a famous poem by Archilochus.
LineInTheSand #380781 December 7, 2023 1:10 pm 0
Gratitude to the literate commenters that Z Man gathers.
TomA #380690 December 7, 2023 10:55 am 0
I don’t own a TV, but after reading today’s post, I almost wish I had watched that public hanging. Seeing the bad guys & gals get their comeuppance is cathartic and healing. And no one does sarcasm and ridicule like our host.But collapse is indeed serious business, as the white guys in Ukraine have come to know over the past 21 months. Most went to the grave thinking that they were doing the right thing, the right way, for the right cause; and all it got them was dead. We don’t need to, nor should, repeat that mistake.The Elites are whipping up enormous anger with the intent that the bottom of the social pyramid turn on each other in an orgy of violence. The goal is to kill off most of the alphas that could eventually coalesce into a real rebellion, and then roll out the jackboots to mop up and gulag the remnants. They do this because its tried & true historically.What beats this, and does so with least harm to innocents, is the anonymous nobodies coming out of the fog with laser focus on the root of the problem. The heroes of the revolution will be the ordinary Joes of everyday life who are invisibly boring and utterly unnoticed. They will appear everywhere out of nowhere all the time and be relentlessly persistent. And there will be no rock to hide under, only exits. And all of this as nature intended.
p #380709 December 7, 2023 11:13 am 0
Yes like the child who pointed out that the emperor was naked. Been reading some of Ernie Pyle’s was stories and wondering what he would make of a battalion of wahmen, soys and illegals..
JustMe #380760 December 7, 2023 12:18 pm 0
“for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs.”https://www.frontporchrepublic.com/2023/12/seeking-a-president-for-the-end-of-the-world/
Auld Mark #380688 December 7, 2023 10:54 am 0
I resemble the previous remarks.
Jeffrey Zoar #380687 December 7, 2023 10:54 am 0
Whatever happened at last night’s “debate” doesn’t really matter since nobody watched it. They can spin it however they want and most are none the wiser. The excessive number of these meaningless “debates” that nobody watches only adds to the meaninglessness of each particular one. Probably designed with that in mind. From the great mass of silly posturing and nonsense, The Blob can pick and choose the parts it wants to showcase in your news feed. No doubt with some planning ahead of time involved, as with Candy Crowley, Mitt, and The Precious.We are indeed approaching crunch time for whatever is in the offing to eliminate candidate Trump from the ballot.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380697 December 7, 2023 11:00 am 0
It matters because it shows how inept the GOP establishment has become and how incapable it is to integrate the desires of its base. It will not change and its voters are beginning to realize. Cobra is useful because he’s the base’s spokesman on stage. Cobra, like Trump, shows the base that the GOP simply doesn’t care about them. Granted, the base isn’t watching, but it’s still useful information to us. The GOP has no future
3g4me #380712 December 7, 2023 11:18 am 0
Citizen: Neither do White people if they must rely on the electoral system, political parties, and a brown Hindu WEF protege to speak on their behalf.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380733 December 7, 2023 11:43 am 0
Correct. We have no future in this system. Our only hope is to create our own communities.The more the system is shown to be corrupt, the easier that will be to accomplish. Cobra is waking up a lot of whites. Cobra talks about anti-white programs and propaganda all the time.Sure, it’s all in the “you shouldn’t see color” vein, but you have to get whites thinking along racial lines first before you can get them to think “hey, what’s wrong with being whites” which leads them directly to us.If some scheming Hindu lets whites feel okay about pushing back against the anti-white agenda, that’s fine. We just need to steer these now racially aware whites away from he colorblind CivNat path and toward white identity politics.
Tumescent #380681 December 7, 2023 10:51 am 0
I wonder how long it took after the debate for Nimrata to do a google search for “Ukrainian provinces”.
AnotherAnon #380981 December 8, 2023 4:23 pm 0
The genius part was Vivek said she and Joe couldn’t name three – because most people could name one or two just from passively hearing the news. Even Ron made a distress face saying, “please don’t call on me”.
Top VivKEK #380679 December 7, 2023 10:48 am 0
Some Kiplingesque flavor for an American tv debate
Citizen of a Silly Country #380677 December 7, 2023 10:44 am 0
Z actually inspired me to watch a bit of the debate. It’s stunning how out of touch the GOP is from its own voters. Does no one in the GOP check out social media? They seem to have no clue that their base is getting wise to their game.It’s like they just want to pretend that Trump never existed, that his attacking the party (which was wildly popular) and being attacked by the party (which was wildly unpopular) never happened. It’s 2015 to the GOP.No wonder King Cobra is able to massacre his opponents. They don’t even understand the game that they’re playing.It was interesting that Cobra ignored the well-chosen partisan crowd. He knows that a real GOP crowd would be cheering him. Indeed, his fighting back against the crowd makes him even more popular. It’s almost like the crowd at the debate was GOP organizers and donors. The GOP base loves getting those guys angry.Even though it’s the smart and obvious moves, the GOP simply can’t pivot and integrate any of Trump or Cobra’s ideas. They’d rather watch the party break apart, which is what it’s doing. Neither Trump nor Cobra have any love for the GOP establishment. Both would be more than happy to smash the party into bits.That would be a show. I’m all in for Trump-Cobra. The question is whether Trump would be willing to share the limelight. I kind of doubt it, but the two of them would be awesome. The GOP, the Dems, the media would all smash themselves again and again against that rock.Again, I doubt that it’ll happen, but a man can dream.
Jeffrey Zoar #380693 December 7, 2023 10:57 am 0
From Trump’s pick of Pence as a running mate, we can infer that this time around he would probably pick Haley. Or some clone of her from Congress. If things are allowed to proceed far enough to the point where he picks a running mate.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380701 December 7, 2023 11:03 am 0
I don’t think Trump would choose quite that badly this time. But, yes, sadly, I don’t think that he’d choose Cobra. Trump just can’t share the limelight. It’s too bad. They’d be a great team.
Winter #380731 December 7, 2023 11:41 am 0
Rumor has it, Trump only picked Pence because the GOP establishment threatened to withdraw its support if he didn’t. By now, Trump should realize that the establishment will never support him regardless of who he chooses.If he chooses Nikki, this only increases the odds of him getting Kennedied after taking office — assuming they don’t take him out permanently beforehand.Their plan to separate Trump from his voters through lawfare has been a spectacular failure. So what’s next? Kill him? It’s most certainly on the table. The only problem is, they can’t be sure how the people would react.Nobody is going to buy the “lone shooter” story this time around.
RabbiHighComma #380710 December 7, 2023 11:16 am 0
They honestly don’t know what to do. To speak to the actual concerns of normal people (immigration, the needs of the working and middle class, the economy/de-industrialization, etc) would run exactly counter to what the (((donors – et al))) regard as in their interests. So what can they talk about that is authentic? Nothing. It’s why you saw Conservative, Inc. slobs like Kevin Williamson go incandescent when Trump took off in 2015. They exist to keep the midwits and grillers on the plantation. They failed and all they were left with was rage as the people they despise and lie to.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380738 December 7, 2023 11:53 am 0
The smart move for the GOP would be to try and co-opt those concerns, which is what they’re trying to do with DeSantis.The problem is that smart politicians like Trump and Cobra are wise to that game and call out the fakes. What’s more, enough GOP voters are wise to the game as well.That’s what Cobra is doing. It’s also obvious that Cobra doesn’t want what the GOP establishment is offering. He’s playing a different game.I’ve been making this point for a long time: the Indians are coming and they think and play the game like Jews. Cobra doesn’t want to be some stooge for the Jews. He wants his own place at the table of what coming next. He doesn’t want to be the house ni$$er to the Jews.Indians aren’t going to let Jews push them around in the way that whites do. Sure, they’ll bow down to them now if they have to because they don’t have the power to fight back. But they are building their bases of power and money so they won’t need the Jews in the future. Cobra is a sign of that.Granted, this doesn’t help us whites much, but breaking the Jewish lock on power in this country still probably works to our advantage.
Tars Tarkas #380715 December 7, 2023 11:19 am 0
“Does no one in the GOP check out social media?” Constantly. They just check all the wrong accounts. “It’s almost like the crowd at the debate was GOP organizers and donors.” Almost? Sadly, the Cobra is going to thrust his fangs into the backs of any conservatives who votes for him. The Cobra would be a terrible running mate for Trump, IMHO. In all of America, the best guy Trump can find is a crooked Indian? Ramaswarmy needs to go back to India sans all his riches, not be VP.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380744 December 7, 2023 11:58 am 0
Cobra will do what’s best for Cobra. If that’s stabbing the Trump base in the back, he’ll do it.But I don’t think that Cobra wants what the GOP establishment is offering. He already has money. He doesn’t seem to like the people running the GOP so he doesn’t care about being invited to their parties. He obviously hate the media.I think that he knows that GOP is coming apart and wants a seat at the table of what coming. He wants to be in the history books.Now, does that help whites? For now, yes, Cobra is helping our cause, so support him. When he stops help us, we move on. Take whatever bus shows up to get you closer to home.
Ostei Kozelskii #380757 December 7, 2023 12:14 pm 0
Cheetoh Jesus and the King Cobra were a pair of tag-team rasslers back in the early seventies, BTW.Your point about GOP obliviousness is a good one, but you could extend it to the entire Power Structure. King Cobra catches these morons flatfooted because they are entirely unaware of the DRs existence and its critiques of the anti-white agenda. This is more evidence of the Power Structure’s incompetence. These people are not omnicompetent demiurges listening to nano-microphones squirelled away in your shower curtain rings. These are the diverse, perverse and deranged bozos who have overseen the precipitation of one of the greatest polities the world has everr known into the abyss. We have less to fear from them than we think.
Captain Willard #380669 December 7, 2023 10:37 am 0
Actual Wall Street Journal headline this morning: “Debate Performances Fuel Haley’s Rise in GOP Nomination Race”. Not the Onion or Babylon Bee. We are in the “Eat your damn peas” phase of the Decline. They make no pretense of requiring consent, let alone popular appeal. Vivek is just the Fool in King Lear, trying to save the senile GOP from itself.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380678 December 7, 2023 10:47 am 0
Cobra isn’t trying to save the GOP. He knows that the GOP leadership is completely out of touch with its base. Cobra doesn’t want a seat at the table. He wants to turn the table over. Cobra wants to be a leader in whatever comes next.
Moran ya Simba #380682 December 7, 2023 10:52 am 0
You’re assuming he’s sincere and his own man. Maybe but I ve got a hunch he’s neither
Citizen of a Silly Country #380692 December 7, 2023 10:56 am 0
Nope. I assume that he wants a seat the table of what comes next. Cobra is out for Cobra. But for now, he’s our Cobra. Later, who knows. But if he can move our ball forward, use him. It’s business, not personal. For now, our and Cobra’s interests align.
Marko #380683 December 7, 2023 10:52 am 0
It doesn’t matter anymore. MSM can’t compete with social media ridicule and the real difference it’s making in the electorate. So it will just pretend it’s 2012 and astroturf the candidates as best it can, and trust the system to get their preferred candidates on the ballots, despite popular will. If Vivek gains major traction, he will be co-opted or ignored. Stalin famously said, “How many legions does the pope have?” Well how many legions does Elon Musk and his online right Twitter users have?
aujus69 #380661 December 7, 2023 10:17 am 0
This is gold facking gold…I need the laughs this morning
Actually #380672 December 7, 2023 10:40 am 0
I will be sending a bill for a new monitor and keyboard to the Z-man. I shot coffee through my nose with this line: “The modern party is run by girls and homosexuals so it is getting shredded by a call center supervisor.” Pure comedy gold, sir, pure gold!
Mr. House #380729 December 7, 2023 11:37 am 0
You should buy some gold coins if you can afford it.
Moran ya Simba #380659 December 7, 2023 10:14 am 0
Establishment party politics, especially of the outer party, is not relevant to dissident thinking. That said, I think I get what game war Karen, FAC and dusty are playing. And they’d all turn into mitt Romney, with the Karen possibly spicing it up with a nuke or two over Tehran or Damascus.But what’s the deal with the cobra? He has enough money to buy a castle back in India, a seaside in Hawaii and a fortress in Ohio pr wherever he runs from. He knows he’s not gonna win. Why’s he making woke enemies left and right?? And why’s he not being attacked more for his attacks on woke? I can’t read his game and I’m not sure who he’s talking to behind the scenes
Compsci #380663 December 7, 2023 10:21 am 0
I pay little attention to these folk since the 2020 election, but the Cobra I find amusing and interesting, albeit I’ve only heard him outside of these “debates”. I always thought he was trying to usurp Trump while listening to him—Trump without the sharp edges? But this is a very limited understanding of the man.
Moran ya Simba #380673 December 7, 2023 10:41 am 0
It’s all a clown show but sometimes entertaining
Lineman #380703 December 7, 2023 11:06 am 0
Yes his back story is quite interesting and would have to say he’s the one they want to install…
Citizen of a Silly Country #380766 December 7, 2023 12:30 pm 0
Cobra’s background has a lot of interesting tidbits.He definitely knows his way around Wall Street. He also, interestingly, was a member of the Jewish intellectual club while at Yale law, which was financed by a Soros fellowship.But what sticks out to me is that Cobra teamed up with Chinese and Japanese capital along with the usual suspects of Wall Street.I’ve been saying for a long time that Indians act like Jews and are very aware of Jewish power and how Jews got that power. Indians want the same thing. They want a seat at the table with Jews, not as a servant like whites.Cobra looks as though he’s trying to create his own sources of money so he’s not as dependent on (((Wall Street))). Other Indians are doing the same.What does that mean for whites? Hard to say. He’s definitely not one of us, nor does he likely care about whites outside of how he can use us to gain power.That said, he is attacking the system. I suspect that he knows the system is cracking. That’s opportunity for him to get in on what comes next. Regardless, he seems to feel that his path forward goes through Trump whites, so he uses the phrase “anti-white.”Does he really care about regular whites? Don’t know, doubt it. But if he can wake up some whites, that’s good for us.We just need to steer them in the right direction and not let Cobra send them down the colorblind CivNat path.
Snooze #380665 December 7, 2023 10:28 am 0
Before getting too worked up over Viveck remember what Gen. Philip Sheridan had to say when asked about good Indians.
ProZNoV #380704 December 7, 2023 11:06 am 0
Had to look up that one. What a badass. America doesn’t make men like that anymore. Imagine a US leader saying something like this: “My duties are to protect these people. I have nothing to do with Indians but in this connection…The wife of a man at the center of wealth and civilization and refinement is not more dear to him than is the wife of the pioneer of the frontier. I have no hesitation in making my choice. I am going to stand by the people over whom I am placed and give them what protection I can.”
Mike #380741 December 7, 2023 11:58 am 0
Sherman was a war criminal who deserved hanging and would have been had the right side won that war. To hell with him.
Captain Willard #380671 December 7, 2023 10:40 am 0
There is a big segment of Silicon Valley and the investor class that wants new blood in politics. He represents them.
Moran ya Simba #380676 December 7, 2023 10:43 am 0
Could be but why’s he so anti woke then? I think he’s there to split the vote; the most anti woke is an Indian so now you can have white or not woke but not both
Citizen of a Silly Country #380680 December 7, 2023 10:50 am 0
I think that Cobra knows the GOP establishment is completely out of touch with its base. The party is coming apart. He wants a place at the table at what comes next, not a seat at the current table.
Moran ya Simba #380691 December 7, 2023 10:56 am 0
Yeah, thinking ahead. Forging the great Indo European alliance?? Indians don’t like blacks and have no use for Hispanics except to keep the lawn in front of the tech HQ
Citizen of a Silly Country #380705 December 7, 2023 11:07 am 0
I have no idea what Cobra thinks of whites, though I’m sure he has no love for blacks and Hispanics. I just think that he realizes that a party that hates its voters isn’t long for the world in its current form if those voters start to notice that they’re hated. Somethings got to give, and there’s potentially opportunity in that. Cobra’s already rich. What do people want after wealth? Fame and power. Maybe being in the history books. I’d suspect that’s Cobra’s motivation.
Mike #380745 December 7, 2023 11:59 am 0
Haley has a black son-in-law and from the family picture I saw she likes black males just fine.
Dr. Dre #380782 December 7, 2023 1:10 pm 0
My experience with Indians began with our kids’ classmates at a top private independent school they attended back in the 80s-90s. The Indian children’s parents were usually medical professionals, both of them, working at the famous hospital in our city. They avoided sending their kids to the public schools, even though there were excellent districts in the areas where they lived.The area has many historic Jewish institutions, and the school had lots of “legacy” Jewish families attending, so yes, the Indians wanted to be around Jews and to benefit from the high academic standards available there.There’s a huge new hospital wing with a prominent Indian businessman’s name on it, so they are copycats and social climbers to be reckoned with. Not sure about how welcome they are in the WASP country clubs but money talks.We have since moved to a different part of the country, now filling up with people fleeing the Northeast’s high taxes and crime. Well, we have also found Indians planting themselves here, among the heritage white population. Yes, they are mostly medical professionals, but it’s humorous to me that you will have a medical check-up with Dr. Patel, the cardiologist, then on the drive home, pick up a bottle of scotch from the Patel family running the liquor store! BTW, the children of both “families” (clans?) attend the local private schools, many of them Christian academies. Anything to avoid the old-line African Americans and the newly-arriving Hispanic crowd forced into using the public schools.
Ploppy #380813 December 7, 2023 2:37 pm 0
My experience began being stuck with them in group projects in computer science classes and them not doing any work.
Jack Dobson #380653 December 7, 2023 10:07 am 0
” It would be like 4Chan became a pollical party and ran for office.”That would be the one thing that could Make Politics Great Again. Alas, as you point out, dying empires are nasty, vicious Things and instead we will be treated to mass murderers preaching about virtue and making The Conservative Case against Heterosexuality and How To Win A Limited Nuclear War.King Cobra not only reduced War Karen to fiery ruin, but the Ruling Class and its Potemkin opposition party both were laid bare. It will not matter. These people are too idiotic to see even their fakery is transparent and a failure.Funny stuff, and we might as well laugh as it all falls apart.
My Comment #380652 December 7, 2023 10:00 am 0
Fun and spot on essay by Z. Little disorienting though to read Ann Coulter’s name. It is increasingly hard to remember how she was a cultural and thought leader in the 2016 election. Now she is a poster child for the old saying “Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.”A lot of her points are accurate about how Trump too easily turned his back on his promises on immigration. However, she ignores every other aspect of reality that does not fit her angry view about Trump.Reminds me of an angry wife constantly berating her husband for not remodeling the kitchen while ignoring his having been laid off and their no longer having the money to remodel.The good news for the tribe is that Ann joins all the candidates including Trump in not hammering home the point that the US will always make sure Israel has a secure border but not the US.
Mr. Generic #380753 December 7, 2023 12:06 pm 0
Ann Coulter is the textbook definition of “controlled opposition”. She’s not sincere. Has never been sincere. Look into her past if you doubt me.
Dr. Dre #380789 December 7, 2023 1:25 pm 0
I’ve always been uneasy about AC. Saw her a couple of years ago at an event at our local university put on by the college Republican club, the members of which looked like they could be Chris Christie’s offspring! Some kids sitting in front of me were passing notes and I thought they might stand up and protest, but they left in a group and never returned. She just didn’t inspire much response in anybody.Not sure why she allows her picture to be used on the cover of her many books. Each one just shows her looking older and more gaunt. She is a scarecrow. Eating disorder? Just had a thought as to WHY Ann Coulter hates Donald Trump. She’s projecting onto HIM her own narcissistic ego and can’t stand it that he gets so much attention. Her sarcasm often finds its mark but gets annoying after a while as she is not a team player and rarely has good ideas to improve a bad situation, just snark to sell her books.
Ostei Kozelskii #380821 December 7, 2023 2:58 pm 0
Never understood what anybody saw in AC’s looks. Always looked like an anorxic ghost, to me. Bet she weighs less than Christie’s left kneecap.
Jeffrey Zoar #380846 December 7, 2023 8:33 pm 0
I met her 7 or 8 years ago and found her more attractive in person than on tv. Which perhaps isn’t saying that much, but for her age she was a good looking woman.
Chet Rollins #380650 December 7, 2023 9:56 am 0
I seriously can’t believe they decided to have another debate. What did they expect to happen? Vivek has just gotten more crazy and clownish, Haley and Christie louder and more obnoxious, and DeSantis might as well not exist. Anyone who watched two minutes of the previous debates could see the trajectory. One thing I have noticed in Indians is their ability to figure out the unspoken rules of a system. Vivek exemplifies that instinct, so kudos to him. I still don’t want him to be president, because leading is not the same as gaming a system.
Whitney #380654 December 7, 2023 10:08 am 0
You say he’s gotten more crazy but it looks to me like he has gotten more in tune with reality
JerseyJeffersonian #380664 December 7, 2023 10:25 am 0
Crazier perhaps in the sense of becoming an unabashed bomb chucker I could accept. He’s like an incipient warlord carving out a space as the Republiwhigs fall to flinders. An eye to the future.
Citizen of a Silly Country #380685 December 7, 2023 10:53 am 0
Cobra has found his niche. He’s the guy representing the Trump base of the GOP. They want an end to the wars, a secure border and to drain the Swamp. The GOP and its candidates want the opposite. Cobra gets to expose them as liars. It’s a fun job. Trump would be doing the same. He’s basically the Indian Trump.
Marko #380694 December 7, 2023 10:57 am 0
I shall call him Dondragupta
ProZNoV #380706 December 7, 2023 11:07 am 0
“I am Vivek, Destroyer of GOP”
Zaphod #380841 December 7, 2023 7:47 pm 0
Bagger Vance. In with a chance.
Compsci #380702 December 7, 2023 11:06 am 0
So who’s pulling the strings…well, we’ve spoken about the Silicon Valley elite Indian caste many times wrt Kamala Harris. Could the Cobra have a contingent there as his basis? If there is such a cabal, then the Cobra would seem an infinitely better candidate and a fallback in case the Leftist woke nonsense *has* run its course. Like having bets on both fighters in the ring. I still believe he’s running for VP, but admit with Trump’s ego, there’s little room at the top for anyone who might outshine him.
ron west #380711 December 7, 2023 11:16 am 0
Maybe the silicon valley elite have now realized that kamala is an unlikeable moron.
Dr. Dre #380791 December 7, 2023 1:27 pm 0
And she’s only HALF Indian.
JerseyJeffersonian #380797 December 7, 2023 1:42 pm 0
Maybe, but even if Trump.were to win, he only has one term. Maybe Trump could realize that the critical element he lacked last time was people who would fervently advocate for things he professes to want to do, a pointed contrast to the last time when he tried to placate his blood enemies, expecting that in return he would get some backing. Definitely no dice wirh that approach. Also, if he is tied up in litigation, the Cobra can still advance the ball on the campaign trail.
Zaphod #380842 December 7, 2023 7:53 pm 0
Sultan Knish (*) posted a polemic against Indian Takeover in California early last year or sometime in 2021. The Tribe are aware that the Brahmins are on the move and are starting to make big inroads into the power structure. * Daniel Greenfield: Big Shot at the Dave Horowitz Freedom Center AKA West Coast Hasbara Inc. Horowitz & Co. supply Boomers with Right Wing 2A Bomb the Ragheads Boomer Bait (“We Put the Metal in the Shtetl”) to keep them on the reservation.
Wolf Barney #380758 December 7, 2023 12:17 pm 0
I wish it was a White guy saying the things the Cobra is saying. I guess he’s doing the job Whites won’t do. Oh well, I’ll take it. The empire’s plan was for the Indian imports to be compliant to the system, so Cobra shaking things up a bit is fun to watch.
Marko #380689 December 7, 2023 10:55 am 0
I’m surprised this is the last debate. Shouldn’t there be more as we get into primary season? Especially with the party not in power?
Chet Rollins #380699 December 7, 2023 11:01 am 0
You’ll be hard pressed to find anyone watching that debate that ended with a higher opinion of the GOP.
Zulu Juliet #380735 December 7, 2023 11:43 am 0
“One thing I have noticed in Indians is their ability to figure out the unspoken rules of a system. ” The thing I always notice in Indians is their ability to tell you whatever you want to hear, and smiling kindly, while doing whatever advances their own narrow interests. The way I deal with them is to do the exact same thing back to them. They always expect the white guys to be honest [suckers]. That having been said, I think it’s great that Ramaswampy is throwing rocks through the Overton Window.. Just don’t believe he means any of it…
3g4me #380649 December 7, 2023 9:55 am 0
Thank you for starting my morning off with lots of laughs, Zman. And thank you, fellow commenters, for so many delightful new monikers. I will be using Nikki Tikki Tavi in future, mmack, many thanks.
Whitney #380656 December 7, 2023 10:10 am 0
I am going to object to that moniker. Rikki tikki tavi doesn’t deserve to be smeared like that. War Karen is better I think.
ron west #380713 December 7, 2023 11:19 am 0
Just call her by her actual name. Nimarata Randhawa
Zaphod #380843 December 7, 2023 7:57 pm 0
Unless my Kipling is rusty, Rikki Tikki Tavi makes a meal of the Cobra. We’d best read up on Sikh eschatology before Nimrata gets her grubby claws on the Football.
Mow Knowname #380647 December 7, 2023 9:48 am 0
I appreciate that Mr. ZMan sat down and watched/ paid attention to this “Republican presidential debate”.Of the items that I needed to do last night, “elective invasive medical procedure” would have been higher on the list.
c matt #380750 December 7, 2023 12:03 pm 0
Agree. Thank you for your service.
Ostei Kozelskii #380826 December 7, 2023 3:56 pm 0
Yep. I’d prefer a spot of amoebic dysentery to watching these regime clown shows.
Zaphod #380844 December 7, 2023 7:59 pm 0
Given the proliferation of Indians, your wish will be granted. Given a choice, I’d go with Giardiasis.
Wkathman #380645 December 7, 2023 9:47 am 0
Absolute gem of an essay. The final sentence fittingly references one of Mencken’s most memorable lines. Special props to Zman for coming up with “War Karen” — a superb political moniker, better than anything even Trump himself has coined. Nimarata is a disaster of a candidate. And she’ll likely win the nomination too!All of which is to say, The Uniparty is back in full swing. Vivek has positioned himself as the discount-Trump court jester of this cycle and he might as well make the most of it. The remainder of the GOP is so embarrassing that they almost make Biden look preferable by comparison. Almost.
Joseph Helmer #380644 December 7, 2023 9:45 am 0
My ranking:1. Chris Christie: His best debate by far. This was Christie at his very best. Christie gets a lot of credit for being able to give clear and straightforward answers to most questions. He defended Haley. He embarrassed DeSantis. He managed to shame the others into taking on Donald Trump. He spanked Vivek Ramaswamy — hard — for being a dishonest, insufferable twit. He put a stake through the heart of his campaign.2. Nikki Haley: She knew she’d be the target tonight, and she was. Her decision to stay above the fray with Ramaswamy possibly made sense. As usual, she had consistently strong answers to the moderators’ questions. If you squinted just so, you could almost make out a G.O.P. front-runner.3. Ron Desantis: He made lots of sweeping assertions about what he would do as president because he’s such a strong guy, which tends to play well with the Republican base. DeSantis is a weak man pretending he’s a strong man.4. Vivek Ramaswamy: The unlikability was no worse than usual, the entertainment value a little higher.
Evil Sandmich #380651 December 7, 2023 9:58 am 0
Forgot the “sarcasm” tag ( or something like that) 😉
Jack Dobson #380657 December 7, 2023 10:12 am 0
The Establishment GOP even fails at bots.
3 Pipe Problem #380686 December 7, 2023 10:53 am 0
great parody is hard to find
Brandon Laskow #380854 December 7, 2023 11:27 pm 0
On Nextdoor in response to one of the many threads about car break-ins here, I made what seemed to me anyway so be an obvious parody of woke discourse. I wrote a few sentences to the effect that the perps were victims of systemic racism and were helping themselves to some much-deserved reparations. Several commenters thought I was serious.
Ostei Kozelskii #380897 December 8, 2023 11:03 am 0
In Insane Clown World, parody is dead.
MiguelinID #380719 December 7, 2023 11:22 am 0
Looks like one of the Powerline authors decided to drop by and remind us how ossified they are.
c matt #380749 December 7, 2023 12:01 pm 0
Wondering where the one upvote came from – can you upvote your own comments?
Valley Lurker #380796 December 7, 2023 1:42 pm 0
Lets all thank Jonah Goldberg for stopping by the blog!
JerseyJeffersonian #380798 December 7, 2023 1:48 pm 0
Come on, dude, it’s not sporting to upvote yourself.
Ostei Kozelskii #380831 December 7, 2023 5:25 pm 0
Oh boy. I can’t wait to read the responses to this. They ought to be good.
RealityRules #380642 December 7, 2023 9:43 am 0
Last night I sat next to two 65 year old general contractors at a restaurant. They mostly talked shop and business. Their accents betray an upbringing as hard scrabble classic guys in the Imperial Bazaar’s true capital city. At some point the topic of politics came up. I was pleasantly surprised at how close their talking points are to ours. Nikki Haley is a RINO they said. They were close to saying that the Ivy League is anti-white. They just haven’t heard neo-con and anti-white yet, but they will. They sounded like they are 6 months away.It is a shame they weren’t watching the debate together. Well, they will hear about it. The Regime’s narrative is crumbling fast and the controlled opposition, (the IDW tribesmen, Republicans … …), is outing itself and cracks are forming within their ranks. Those cracks are along tribe lines. Still, Blake Masters has now shown himself to be bought and paid for. I thought he was going to be one of those Occidental Men who would spit on his hands and be a leader of throat splitters.Alas, that guy is not going to come from the bit twiddling, hype machine of the digital merchant class. That guy and his Aldermen are going to come from the Dirt that is covered in The Regime’s ashes. Tucker is openly discussing the fall of the GAE. He had Thomas Massie on and even Massie is using TEA* language and ideas.
RealityRules #380646 December 7, 2023 9:47 am 0
P.S. I love the title. When you get to making videos ZMan, I think doing this post over a Bollywood scene would be good. Either that or doing a badly out of sync voice over Kung Fu style would top off the gallows humor.
Captain Willard #380674 December 7, 2023 10:42 am 0
Of course General Contractors are at a restaurant instead of on site at customer jobs lol. Rome wasn’t built in a day….. Hell is full of general contractors, as all husbands who have survived remodeling know.
LineInTheSand #380800 December 7, 2023 1:59 pm 0
My experience with people over 40 who are starting to suspect that destroying traditional whites is the highest priority of our elites is that their first instinct is to recommit themselves to modeling civic nationalism for their attackers.They want to show the blacks, the perverts, the feminists, and all the rest, “Look, it doesn’t have to be tribal warfare. We can all just deal with each other as individuals and maximize our individual happiness without all this strife.”What these traditional whites must surrender is the belief that their attackers have any interest in reciprocating their individualism. They’d rather overthrow you.And because most non-whites are far more tribal than whites, most of them could not consistently reciprocate individualism even if they wanted to.
Karl Horst Germany #380641 December 7, 2023 9:40 am 0
Never forget the politics in charge now were influenced by the make love not war generation of the 60’s. If you think the politicians to day are bad, wait another 20 years when the current woke generation of spineless men-boys and feminazis are running things. Because they will.Hopefully before then, the good Lord has called me home or the Rapture occurred. I would not want to live through what is on the horizon for the West, or the rest of the world for that matter.By the way, don’t forget this is Dec 7th. Hats off and heads bowed to those who served and died on that infamous day.
Mr. House #380666 December 7, 2023 10:33 am 0
Incorrect, we aren’t going to last another 20 yeas. Perhaps five or ten at the most. The people who you think will be involved in politics will not make it thru to the otherside. I expect the shock of it all falling apart and their inability to even deal with this degenerate society that lauds them, to lead to a quick demise.
Compsci #380707 December 7, 2023 11:11 am 0
Yeah, but how to explain South Africa? The collapse has taken generations. The path is definitely set and known at this point, but the endpoint not yet reached. I simply can’t imagine the rapidity you predict. Perhaps it’s simply a matter of definition.
Mr. House #380722 December 7, 2023 11:27 am 0
You don’t think we’ve been supporting them? Look at Japan, country should have blown up decades ago, but we’ve been helping them with regards to supporting their markets and printing of funny money.
Jeffrey Zoar #380811 December 7, 2023 2:36 pm 0
It probably doesn’t collapse “completely,” as in, into anarchy and rubble, until the GAE does. Like the rest of Africa, it has a lifeline to the “west” that props it up with accoutrements of civilization which it would not otherwise have. So as long as the GAE and its European vassals keep on keeping on in a vaguely functional manner, South Africa probably will to.
I.M. #380714 December 7, 2023 11:19 am 0
The US is approaching $1 trillion in annual interest payments on its gargantuan and ever-growing-rapidly debt. You’re right, the US doesn’t have 20 years left on its current trajectory. Fiscal collapse is going to happen, it’s just a question of when.
Mr. House #380724 December 7, 2023 11:29 am 0
Soon. The fact that we’re bankrupt will soon force them to QE and Zirp again. Keep an eye out for what excuse they gin up this time to pretend that isn’t the main goal. The only reason it worked from 2008 until 2019 is because Russia and China went along with it. They ain’t going along anymore, hence why all the money printing was causing inflation after 2020.
Evil Sandmich #380752 December 7, 2023 12:05 pm 0
Probably, although notice that the Bank of Japan, who is the forerunner on that strategy, looks to be ready to throw in the towel.
Mr. House #380771 December 7, 2023 12:33 pm 0
Yes, Europe and Japan will blow up before we do. Keep your eyes on them for signs. The unraveling of a world order we didn’t earn after WW2.
Sgt Pedantry #380639 December 7, 2023 9:35 am 0
Trump should pick the Mongoose and turn him loose. Yes, the chaos alone would be worth it. As would watching the Jew media call the little brown man a white supremacist. That kind of self-inflicted culture jamming is priceless. But given that white people need nonwhite permission to stick up for themselves, having the ‘goose spend six months running around the country granting it to them to them far outweighs any downsides.
Wkathman #380655 December 7, 2023 10:08 am 0
Right on cue as to your comment about the media painting a brown man as a white supremacist, here’s an article about CNN’s Van Jones whining like a pathetic bitch that Vivek’s rhetoric is “a step away from Nazi propaganda.” Jones sure has proven a good little sambo for his Tribe masters. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/i-was-shaking-listening-to-him-van-jones-says-vivek-ramaswamy-s-debate-remarks-one-step-away-from-nazi-propaganda/ar-AA1l8SBF?ocid=msedgntp&pc=LSJS&cvid=98a6b59be3c04d4e9b1bc0c967757e68&ei=11
Jack Dodson #380660 December 7, 2023 10:15 am 0
Van Jones’ minstrel shows for Tel Aviv are over the top.
Fred Beans #380827 December 7, 2023 4:16 pm 0
Don’t forget Van’s fealty earned him stewardship over $100 million of Jeff Bezos’ fortune!
Captain Willard #380675 December 7, 2023 10:43 am 0
They call him the King Cobra on Twitter/X.
JerseyJeffersonian #380799 December 7, 2023 1:52 pm 0
Remember, King Cobras eat other snakes, and boy have we ever got a surplus of snakes.
krustykurmudgeon #380638 December 7, 2023 9:33 am 0
The story of america post-2008 or definitely post-2016 is that of a black comedy
Brian Turner #380637 December 7, 2023 9:32 am 0
“The modern party is run by girls and homosexuals so it is getting shredded by a call center supervisor.” One of your best lines ever, Z Man.
Marko #380634 December 7, 2023 9:28 am 0
Remember Kamala got “eviscerated” by Tulsi Gabbard, and all that did was got Tulsi kneecapped and Kamala the vice presidency. War Karen, like Africa, always wins.
Barnard #380643 December 7, 2023 9:43 am 0
You really have to wonder what their plan is to make it look like Haley has popular support when they remove Trump from the ballot. Haley is so repellent on a personal level it will make selling Hillary Clinton seem easy. Which is another issue for them, the Iowa caucuses are in five weeks and the New Hampshire primary is eight days later. How are they going to get this done in time? Once he starts racking up majority of the vote wins in primaries it is going to get harder for them to follow through and remove him.
Gideon #380658 December 7, 2023 10:13 am 0
Modern political parties have only followed a “democratic” nominating process to avoid the appearance (and often the reality) of nominees being chosen in the proverbial smoke-filled room. There is no law, aside from perhaps their own by-laws, that they must do so. Just as the Supreme Court finds sanction for Constitution-eviscerating decisions in the Constitution, I’m pretty sure that Ronna McDaniel (née Romney) could figure out some way to accomplish whatever end the establishment calls for. That said, it would definitely be awkward, and I’m not predicting removal will happen.
Barnard #380670 December 7, 2023 10:38 am 0
If they force Haley on the party after she gets 10% in Iowa, 10% in New Hampshire and 15% in her home state there is going to be open revolt even among normies. She doesn’t have the ability to mend fences with people to her right even if she wanted to and she is just going to lash out at critics and claim any opposition is because she is a strong, independent woman. There is no papering over this one with a VP who doesn’t hate us on the ticket.
Gideon #380708 December 7, 2023 11:13 am 0
That’s why I’m not prepared to make a prediction one way or the other. Like with the Ukraine War, the establishment may not have any real plan for how to proceed if their assumptions turn out to be wrong.
Marko #380732 December 7, 2023 11:41 am 0
It worked in the past. This is how people have won nominations in the recent past:1) Win a few primaries.2) Get a call from the GOP and its donors, and also deep state operatives. They want to make sure you’ll play ball. Or if you are roguish, they’ll find or invent kompromat on you, so you do play ball.3) MSM gets the green light to promote you, either by making you likeable or by giving you the boo-hiss treatment, depending on the MSM wing.Social media has shed light on and ridiculed this process. Haley is a yesterday woman. The question is how many redpilled online right exist compared to normie right (thankfully it’s many more than before, and growing) and can we ridicule her and her donor bux out of the nomination?
c matt #380739 December 7, 2023 11:54 am 0
That assumes they care about winning the general, which seems difficult with Trump and nearly impossible without him. Nikki Tavi provides the Washington Generals exactly the losing lineup they want to keep the gravy flowing and accountability nowhere near them.
Mr. Generic #380743 December 7, 2023 11:58 am 0
I have seen nothing in the recent behavior of the GOP to suggest that they have the competence to rig anything without the full cooperation of all the candidates involved. To Z’s point: the party just funded and promoted their complete humiliation last night. If they can’t keep the angry call center manager off the debate stage, how on earth will they rig a primary system that involves millions of votes and thousands of rank-and-file party members?
pyrrhus #380633 December 7, 2023 9:28 am 0
Love it…the “Swami” making mincemeat of the Col. Blimps and retards, is a bit like Gandhi’s treatment of the British ruling class….But Nimrata Randhawa tore down Confederate statues in S. Carolina, so she’s sheer poison in the South…She could lose every State…
mmack #380640 December 7, 2023 9:37 am 0
You know how Z wrote “In a world run by increasingly stupid people, the safe bet is the dumbest idea you can imagine.” Every time Nikki Tikki Tavi opens her mouth, she says things even dumber than I could imagine a politician saying. And I hail from Ill-annoy, the land of Idiot Crooks. (State Slogan: “Like your license plate? An ex-governor made it!”) – Let’s import those poor, poor, Palestinians– No more anonymity online! And a few more Kinsley gaffes she’s made along the way. But yeah, Karen the HOA President for POTUS will really fly. 🙄
Geo. Orwell #380648 December 7, 2023 9:48 am 0
The Whig Party wants so badly to lose, they almost have to nominate Mx. Dickless Cheney.
Arshad Ali #380632 December 7, 2023 9:23 am 0
A thing of beauty, today’s essay. Got to laugh at the gallows humor.
pyrrhus #380635 December 7, 2023 9:30 am 0
When you’re facing the gallows, the only thing left is humor….
Charles Haywood #380631 December 7, 2023 9:20 am 0
This is the funniest thing I have read in years (and very truthful).
mmack #380636 December 7, 2023 9:31 am 0
Agreed. I haven’t laughed at this level of sarcasm and snark in a while. Perhaps Z is the 21st Century Sage of Baltimore, sans the nihilism.However, instead of Fat Ann Coulter, I prefer Chris Krispy Kreme. C’mon, it’s a gimme.Especially liked the Meatball Ron becoming Mike Dukakis analogy, since it’s sadly true.“He is so boring dust forms on your monitor whenever someone mentions him on-line.”Comedy gold Z, comedy gold.“In a world run by increasingly stupid people, the safe bet is the dumbest idea you can imagine.”It very well be the dumbest idea you COULDN’T imagine.
Fred Beans #380667 December 7, 2023 10:33 am 0
Yeah, “Ron Dukakis” has a nice ring to it!
mmack #380684 December 7, 2023 10:53 am 0
Henceforth, so has it been written, so shall it be bestowed upon Ron. 👍
Marko #380736 December 7, 2023 11:44 am 0
Swap the u for an e, as in “Ron DeKakis.” Fixed.


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